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Fixin' To Die, Trump​-​Style

by Dave Lippman

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About time for a parody of this classic for the covid era. Digging into the criminality of it all.

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1

Well come on everyone at home or work
Maga Man done gone berserk

He thinks you cure corona with bleach and sun screen,
That’s why we’re all gettin’ COVID-19.

Why he won’t wear a mask, do you gotta ask
Oh he’s totally up to the task


2

Now come on Wall Street don't be slow;
Bet on the crash, then buy it up low.

There's plenty good money to be made
In viral marketing to folks afraid.

Stable genius knew all along
Too bad everything he knew was wrong


CHORUS

And it’s 1,2,3 what are we dyin’ for?

Don't ask me I don’t really know
Ask PT Trumpum, it’s his shit show
And it’s 5,6,7, open up the pearly gates.
Well, there ain’t no need to test the poor
It’s just another common cold

3

Well, all you folks in our great GOP
Think government keeps you from being free,
But I know you gonna scream holy heck
If you don’t get your stimulus check.
1200 bucks for all the Joe Six-Packs
And for the rest of us stock buybacks

4
Now all of us don’t get equal hell
Like the black and brown who don’t live so well
A mob of the MAGA persuasion

Conducted a statehouse invasion.

Though heavily armed,
They parted unharmed,

And that’s how you know they‘re Caucasian

Chorus
And it’s 1,2,3 what are we dyin’ for?

Don't ask me I don’t really know
Ask Pants on Fire, it’s his shit show
And its 5,6,7, c’mon and feel the hate
Old ladies are someone else’s mom
So let ‘em be ….gone

5
We shelter in place, they deliver our food
While Amazon workers are totally screwed
We can order tp with a couple clicks
And if that gets old there’s always Netflix
Meanwhile prisoners and immigrants
Be the first to come home in a box

6
Now you know who started it, them Chinese
And some Mexican rapists please don’t sneeze
W.H.O. gets no more dough
They’re only the world, what do they know?
But I can’t wait for the courtroom drama
When we blame it all on Obama

CHORUS
And it’s 1,2,3 what are we dyin’ for?

Don't ask me I don’t really know
Ask Jared, it’s his shit show
And its 5,6,7, open up the pearly gates.
You want PPE don’t look at me
That’s totally up to the states

Anyway the fix is in
It’s Hydroxychloroquine

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released May 20, 2020

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Dave Lippman New York, New York

Post-corporate songmaker Dave Lippman provides a passionate, comedic, participatory, multi-media romp through society’s ills and thrills.

Lippman has 14 releases to his credit, not counting jail. His 2016 release is "You Don't Own the World." ... more

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